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Monthly Archives: August 2007 My dad took a vacation last Thursday to install a new toilet in our bathroom since the old one had been on the fritz for a while. The new toilet is great but I got more use out of our old one: “Britney had a breakdown?! Baby Suri is teething?! Paris bought a new pair...
 I had the most horrifying experience yesterday. It’s only by the grace of God that I am alive today to tell you this story. The sheer monstrosity of the event would leave John Wayne shaking in his alligator boots. A six-hundred pound sumo wrestler would have run away screaming like a girl – not a... 
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