Yearly Archives: 2007

Potty Humor

My dad took a vacation last Thursday to install a new toilet in our bathroom since the old one had been on the fritz for a while. The new toilet is great but I got more use out of our old one: “Britney had a breakdown?! Baby Suri is teething?! Paris bought a new pair...

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Indecent Pedigree

I had the most horrifying experience yesterday. It’s only by the grace of God that I am alive today to tell you this story. The sheer monstrosity of the event would leave John Wayne shaking in his alligator boots. A six-hundred pound sumo wrestler would have run away screaming like a girl – not a...

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Big News: I’M ENGAGED!!

The news going around is that Aaron and I are engaged. After waiting and wondering when he would pop the question I am ecstatic to say that the rumors are true and that we are, indeed, engaged. In the aftermath of the proposal I have realized how much trickery has played in planning the proposal...

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Smorgasblog

I’ve been absent for over two months from this here venue. I don’t know why. I haven’t been writing anywhere else. I really haven’t been writing at all. So that means I need to catch up. I’m going to call this post a “Smorgasblog.” It’s just a completely random buffet of non-coherent events that have...

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Episode 21: I’m A Staaaahhh!

What is up ma peeps? So I’ve been up late finishing my presentation for Ostrow’s class tomorrow and I finished about thirty minutes ago. I’m not really sleepy so I’ve been browsing around on Youtube. I’m going to regret it when my alarm goes off in the morning. Anywho. So I was browsing around Youtube...

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